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Monday, March 26, 2012

Pyaar ki pungi : Agent Vinod

Pyaar ki pungi


Movie Album: Agent Vinod
Lyricist: Amitabh Bhattacharya
Singers: Mika Singh, Amitabh Bhattacharya, Nakash, Pritam
Music Director: Pritam Chakraborty

Bangle ke peechhe hai taala
Ghusu kahaan se main saala
Laila ki khidki khuli hai
Khidki ke neeche hai naala
Khidki pe koi khada hai
Laila ka taaka bhida hai
Mazzey udaati hai..
Meri mohabbat ki booch maar ke

O meri jaan o meri jaan
Mere ko majnu bana kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki pungi baja kar

[O meri jaan o meri jaan
Mere ko majnu bana kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki pungi baja kar]

Bangle ke peechhe hai taala
Ghusu kahaan se main saala
Laila ki khidki khuli hai
Khidki ke neeche hai naala
Khidki pe koi khada hai
Laila ka taaka bhida hai
Mazzey udaati hai..
Meri mohabbat ki booch maar ke

O meri jaan o meri jaan
Mere ko majnu bana kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki pungi bajaa kar
O meri jaan o meri jaan
Mere ko majnu bana kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki pungi baja kar

Hmm.. sabko toh parsad baante
Main maangu toh mujhko daante
Auron pe gaalon pe pappi
Mere hi gaalon pe chaante
Laila hai girgit ke jaisi
Table pe tirkit ke jaisi
Lipstick ka thappa lagati hai
Gaalon pe smooch maar ke

O meri, o meri, o meri meri meri meri
Meri aah, O meri ooh..
Mere ko majnu bana kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki uhh! bajaa kar

(O meri jaan, o meri jaan
Mere ko majnu bana kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki pungi baja kar) - 2

P to the U to the N to the G to the I
The pungi pungi
Naye zamane ki Laila hoon main
Teri pungi baja ke rahungi - 2

Love you my honey, you're very funny
Now spend all your money, my macho my stud
My koochi my poochi please get my Gucci
Even if you have to sell all your blood..

Haaye jhoothi kasmein jhoothe vaade
Mujhe English mein ratta kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki pungi baja kar

(O meri jaan o meri jaan
Mere ko majnu bana kar
Kahaan chal di, kahaan chal di
Pyaar ki pungi baja kar ) - 2


Bittoo Sabki Lega : Bittoo Boss


Bittoo Sabki Lega



Movie Album: Bittoo Boss
Singer: Mika Singh, Neeti Mohan, Natalie di Luccio
Lyricist: Luv Ranjan
Music Composed by: Raghav Sachar


Hello..
Merui
Haan main abhi-abhi Mall se aayi hoon
Naya salwar kameez leke aayi hu chunni wala
Haaye main tto chahti hoon
Jaise hi main wahan pahunchu naa
Bittoo meri le le!
Be-shaq chalte mein hi le-le
Haaye main bhi lal rang ki saree leke aayi hu
Woh meri saree mein lega kya?


Dhakaa dhak... Dhakaa dhak...
Dhakaa dhak... Dhakaa Dhakaa Dhakaa dhak...

Aage se peeche se daayein se, baayein se
Paas aake kabhi door jaake - 2


Chaachi seedhi bitha ke
Maami ulti ghumaa ke
Utarega sabki sab ki kheenchega
Aur ek baar shuru hoga toh subah hi rukega
Bittoo sab ki lega lega lega lega re
Bittoo sab ki lega lega lega lega re
Bittoo sab ki lega
Haan boss lega
Bittoo sab ki lega

Lega lega lega Bittoo lega lega lega re
Lega lega lega bitto lega....
O bittoo! O bittoo! O Bitto bittoo bittoo!
O bittoo! O bittoo! O Bitto bittoo bittoo!
Chachi Maami Mausi Tai
Chachi Maami Mausi Tai
Sab kendi
Sab kendi, "Bittoo Le naaa.."
Doggy nahi ye bittoo ka ishtyle hai
Fark ki penda hai Gadda hai Tile hai
Yahaan bhi lega, Wahaan bhi lega
Andar bhi lega bittoo bahar bhi lega
Kitchen mein lega..
Bittoo Bittoo Bittoo
Hall mein lega
Bittoo Bittoo Bittoo
Bedroom mein lega
Bittoo Bittoo Bittoo
Garden mein lega
Lega lega lega re
Jhuka jhuka ke lega
Utha utha ke lega
Bittoo sabki lega boss
"PHOTO"

Tururu tururu tu turururu turu...
Ya ya ya ya...
Bittoo sab ki lega lega lega lega re
Bittoo sab ki lega...
Lega re lega re legaa..
Bittoo sab ki lega lega lega lega re
Bittoo sab ki lega
Haan boss lega
Lega re lega re legaa..
Yea yea.....
Oh saddi bhi le le bittoo!

Anarkali Disco Chali : Housefull 2

Anarkali Disco Chali


Movie: Housefull 2
Singers : Mamta sharma, sukhwinder singh
Lyricist: Sameer Anjaan
Music Composed by: Sajid-Wajid

Jhoomar bhi main bhool gayi
Jaan-e-Jaan tere liye
(Wah wah kya bol rahi ho)
Arey main toh sab-kuch bhool gayi
Jaan-e-Jaan tere liye
Tere liye... Tere liye... Tere liye....
(Haa toh phir kya hua)

Arey chhod-chhad ke apne Salim ki gali
Oye hoye!
Arey chhod-chhad ke apne Salim ki gali
Anarkali disco chali
Arey chhod-chhad ke apne Salim ki gali
Anarkali disco chali

Arey dekh ke tujhko mujhko
Machi re khalbali
Anarkali disco chali
Chali re chali disco chali
Anarkali disco chali
Baby rock the night
On the floor hold the tie
Anarkali rock the floor, tonight

Ek sitamgar ne mujhko
Deewaron mein chunnwaya aa..
Mere dil ki dhadkan pe
Laakh pehre lagwaaya aa aa..
Mujhko pyaari azaadi
Qaid mein ab nahi rehna
Zulm zaalim wahesi ka nahi sehna
Ab na mujhko hai sehna
Mujhko hip-hop sikha de
Beat ko top karaa de
Thoda sa trance baja de
Mujhko ik chance dila de
Main ghoom loon, main jhoom loon
Main jhoom loon

Arrey chhod-chhaad ke apne Saleem ki gali
Aaye haye!
Chhod-chhaad ke apne Saleem ki gali
Anarkali disco chali

Arrey dekh ke tujhko dil mein machi re khalbali
Anarkali disco chali
Chali re chali, Disco chali
Anarkali disco chali
Chali re chali...

Papa Toh Band Bajaye : Housefull 2

Papa toh band bajaye

Song Title: Papa Toh Band Bajaye
Movie: Housefull 2
Singer: Neeraj Shridhar
Lyricist: Sameer
Music Direction: Sajid-Wajid

Papa toh band bajaye
Principle khud ban jaayein

Keep quiet rule banaye
Har pal bas yeh chillayein
"Idiot ho, tum gadhe ho
Abhi tumhe knowledge nahi
Humse panga lene wali abhi tumhari age nahi hai"
Whatever-whatever we do do do...

Papa toh band bajaye
Papa toh band bajaye
Papa toh band bajayein....

Din ho full of aankh matakka
Har ek raat party night night night..
Par apne khwabon pe baitha
Papa banke dynamite ...
Par apne khwabon pe baitha
Papa banke dynamite ...
Papa banke dynamite...
Dynamite.. Dynamite..

Arey! naa jaane kyun baat-baat par
Karte humko grill n fry !
Hum thoda sa chill kar le toh
Isme problem kya hai bhai?
Hum thoda sa chill kar le toh
Isme problem kya hai bhai?
Hey bhai.. Hey bhai..
"Idiot ho, tum gadhe ho
Abhi tumhe knowledge nahi
Humse panga lene wali abhi tumhari age nahi hai"
Whatever-whatever we do do...

Papa toh band bajaye
Papa toh band bajaye
Papa toh band bajayein...