Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti

who said ki Lyrics sirf Gulzar hi likh sakta hai. read this :D

Soch Thi Hai Zyada 
Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai 
Soch Thi Hai Zyada 
Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai 
Dil Kuch Kehta Hai 
Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai 
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Soch Thi Hai Zyada 
Kham Woh Samajh Thi Hai 
Dil Kuch Kehta Hai 
Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai 
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Pyaar Usse Bhi Hai Magar Shuruaat Tumhi Se Chahe 
Khudh Mein Ulji Ulji Hai Par Bhaalo Ko Suljaayein 

I Mean You're All The Same Yaar 
Hum Achche Dost Hai Par Uss Nazar Se Tumko Dekha Nahin 
Woh Sab To Teek Hai Par Uss Barein Mein Maine Socha Nahin 

Sab Se Alag Hai Tum Yeh Keh Ke Paas Tumhaare Aaye 
Aur Kuch Din Mein Tum Mein Alag Sa Kuch Bhi Na Usko Paiye 

Uff Yeh Kaisi Shirt Pehnthe Ho 
Yeh Kaise Bhaal Khatathe Ho 
Ghaadi Tehz Chalathe Ho 
Tum Jaldi Mein Kyo Khaathe Ho 
Gimme A Break 

Tumhe Badalne Ko Paas Woh Aati Hai 
Tumhe Mitaane Ko Chaal Bichati Hai 
Baaton Baaton Mein Tumhe Pasathi Hai 
Pehle Hasathi Hai… Phir Bada Rulaati Hai 
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Eh Itna Hi Khudh Se Khush Ho To Peeche Kyon Aate Ho 
Phool Kabhi To Hazar Thofein Akhir Kyon Laaten Ho 

Apna Naam Nahin Bataya Aapne 
Coffee Peene Chalenge 
Main Aapko Ghar Chod Doon 
Phir Kab Milenge 

Bikhra Bikhra Be Matlab Sa Toota Phoota Jeena 
Aur Kehte Ho Alag Se Hai Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena 

Bheega Tolya Kahin Farsh Pe 
Toothpaste Ka Dakhan Kahin 
Kal Ke Mauze Ulat Ke Pehne 
Waqt Ka Khuch Bhi Hosh Nahin 

Jeena Ka Tumko Dang Sikhlati Hai 
Tumhe Jaanwar Se Insaan Banaati Hai 
Uske Bina Ek Pal Rehna Sakhoge Tum 
Usko Pata Hai Yeh Keh Na Sakhoge Tum 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Jaane Kaun Kaun Se Din Woh TumkoYaad Dilaayein 
Pyaar Ko Chahe Bhool Bhi Jaayein 
Taareeqein Na Bhoolayein 
First March Ko Nazar Milaayee 
Chaar April Ko Main Milne Aayee 
Ikees May Ko Tumne Chuwa Tha 
Che June Mujhe Kuch Hua Tha 

Ladko Ka Kya Hai Kissi Bhi Mor Pe Woh Mur Jaayein 
Abhi Kissi Ke Hai Abhi Kissi Aur Se Woh Jud Jaayein 

Tumhaare Mummy Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Hai 
Great… Main Aaa Jaon? 
Tumhaari Friend Akeli Ghar Jaa Rahi Hai 
Bechari… Main Chod Aaon 
Uff 

Ek Haan Kehne Ko Kitna Dehlati Hai 
Thak Jaate Hai Hum Woh Jee Behlati Hai 

Woh Sharmati Hai Kabhi Chupati Hai 
Ladki Jo Haan Kehde Usse Nibhati Hai 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti 

Na Na Na… 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti (Ladki Kyon… Oh God) 
Iss Liye Ladkiya Ladko Si Nahin Hoti (Na Na Na Na, Oh God Shut Up…) 
Alright Alright Iss Mein Jagadne Ki Kya Baat Hai Yaar 
Pehle Pehle Bawarein Jaise Aas Paas Mand Rai (Arre… But I) 
Phir Busy Hoon Kehkar Tumko Woh Tarkai (Come On Rhea)… 
Samjha Karo Darling Aaj Bohat Kaam (Arre… Meri Bhi To Suno) 
Door Hua To Kya Dil Mein Tumhaara Naam Hai (Oh… wow) 
Jiss Chehre Par Marte Hai Woh Boring Ho Jaaye (I'm Not Listening To You) 
Kuch Hi Din Mein Nazrein Inki Idhar Udhar Mand Rai (I'm Not Listening To You) 
Sirf Pyaar Se Zindagi Nahin Chalti (OK I'm Not With Her) 
Tum Interior Decoration Ka Course Kyon Nahin Karti

Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SARrsEOTh8A